2012年9月18日星期二

A cannibal jokeWhat happened when the cannibal got a religion

A cannibal jokeWhat happened when the cannibal got a religion?He only ate Catholics on Fridays!A cannibal jokeWhat do you call a massive witch doctor?Mumbo jumbo!A vampire jokeWhy did the vampire give up acting?He couldn't get his teeth into the part!A skeleton jokeWhat do you call a skeleton who won't get up in the mornings?Lazy bones!A werewolf jokeWhy are werewolvse thought of as quick witted?Because they always give snappy answers!A witch jokeHow can you tell an Italian witch from an English one?By her suntan!A werewolf jokeWhat do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?A creature with an all over perm!

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