'Leave home without it

"Leave home without it!" 2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. 3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. 4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. 5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore. 5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. 6. Your rob Peter... and then rob Paul. 7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. 8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. 9. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice. 10. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. 11. At communion you go back for seconds. 12. You wash your toilet paper. 13. You have to save up to be poor. 14. You're in college. 15. On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal. 16. You owe yourself money. 17. You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption. 18. Your imaginary friend has more money than you.

Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls

Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls?Because they couldn't spell their names!What is the noisiest game?Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet!Where do flies go in winter?To the glass foundry to be turned into bluebottles!Why did the king go to the dentist?To get his teeth crowned!"Tell me" said the tourist to the local yokel. "Will this path take me to the main road?""No sir!", replied the man. "You'll have to go by yourself!" Why are you covered in bruises?I started to walk through a revolving door and I changed my mind!How do you prevent a Summer cold?Catch it in the Winter!